O embassy of my soul to the lounge
Who does not disappoint me like Kipsang with wild claims,
Before disappointing me with only a Japanese soil best,
Which holds less currency than a world lead for 2017
O liver in a room with a window view
Of a crimson flannel causing a branch to flail
At an obscene gradient, blown up there by less-than-all, but still some-powerful-
Storm Doris, despite the tree having done its best to survive
The twin affections of February and the A23
O kindness who did not borrow my laptop this morning
To watch illegal movies, but instead who hid it in my bag,
Exactly where I'd left it, proving me the true criminal
Who does not disappoint me like Kipsang with wild claims,
Before disappointing me with only a Japanese soil best,
Which holds less currency than a world lead for 2017
O liver in a room with a window view
Of a crimson flannel causing a branch to flail
At an obscene gradient, blown up there by less-than-all, but still some-powerful-
Storm Doris, despite the tree having done its best to survive
The twin affections of February and the A23
O kindness who did not borrow my laptop this morning
To watch illegal movies, but instead who hid it in my bag,
Exactly where I'd left it, proving me the true criminal